Most Honest Dealership Car Ad Ever

"MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner" (montegoman562) 03/28/2016 at 14:50 • Filed to: None

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This is amazing.

Every once in a while I zip through this website for kicks and this time I absolutely struck gold.

2003 Ford Escort:

http://www.paylessusedcarswayne.com/2003_Ford_Esco…

This description is what’s amazing.

Good cheap transportation car, 4 cyl, auto, NEW MOTOR less than 10,000 miles on it, nice tires, Walmarts’ finest hubcaps , 3 coats of Rust Oleum’s highest quality BBQ grill high heat long lasting medium black spray can paint , NOT rusted, we put a lot of love in this car cause we have the tools and talent and don’t like to see good running cars junked, we banged that roof dent out to near factory specs , clean interior, , now it can be yours, come to Payless with cash or credit/debit card, do not ask to finance a $1500 car - that’s the other dealer that will charge you $4000 for the same car,, call or text

The best parts are bolded.

atrombs > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 03/28/2016 at 14:56

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I would buy a car from these guys in a heartbeat.

Trunk Impaired 318 > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 03/28/2016 at 14:59

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NP.

BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 03/28/2016 at 14:59

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That’s amazing.

Stapleface > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 03/28/2016 at 15:00

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At least they're being honest. I respect that.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > atrombs 03/28/2016 at 15:01

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oh yeah, these guys are hysterical. They will take ANYTHING in on trade too, you see some crazy shit on their website.

Nothing wild on their ride now but for a while they had a completely stripped Ford Explorer that was turned into a sand buggy, so literally no body on it- just roll cage. It had all required lights so it was still street legal.

Takuro Spirit > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 03/28/2016 at 15:02

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Charger with a pushie pls

Totally Awesome, excellent sounding exhaust, HEMI V8, dual exhaust, cop shocks, cop brakes, cop motor, cop trans , etc. etc. be the man, buy this car, ride in the front seat for once ......

Stapleface > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 03/28/2016 at 15:02

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http://www.paylessusedcarswayne.com/1996_Dodge_Ram…

Here’s another gem from this dealership

Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 03/28/2016 at 15:03

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I’ve been heard to say: “you can’t buy this for your daughter, it’ll only run for like a hour without my help” -shitty but very shiny chevette

And, : “this is not the mustang to fix with your sons, I could fix it, but I could just buy one that runs for less money, this is never going on the road again”

good with my hands, terrible car salesman.

Steve in Manhattan > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 03/28/2016 at 15:05

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A to B transportation must be respected.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Stapleface 03/28/2016 at 15:08

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haha, not even weird for them.

Opposite Locksmith > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 03/28/2016 at 15:08

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Rehspekt

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Trunk Impaired 318 03/28/2016 at 15:10

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you know what? basically new engine installed in a car for 1500 bucks is a NP

was looking for sub-$1000 to find a rally car lol this would be a pretty solid choice I just know Escort transmissions are crap.

PorkchoPlissken > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer 03/28/2016 at 15:10

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This is how we know to trust you.

PorkchoPlissken > Stapleface 03/28/2016 at 15:11

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Fucking brilliant.

Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > PorkchoPlissken 03/28/2016 at 15:12

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cars are not your friend. the truth hurts.

Where have all the lightweights gone? > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 03/28/2016 at 15:12

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It’s the 2nd most honest dealer ad I’ve seen. This is #1

PorkchoPlissken > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 03/28/2016 at 15:12

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This place gets all the stars. Get whoever writes these ads on oppo.

PorkchoPlissken > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer 03/28/2016 at 15:13

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We are all masochists.

Trunk Impaired 318 > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 03/28/2016 at 15:16

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It was more of a joke but Im sure you get get a couple hundred off the price and in that case Id definitely go for it if the engine is really as strong as advertised. As for a rally car I think it’d be a great choice, Im sure a manual could be sourced for the same couple hundred you saved in the first place too.

Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > PorkchoPlissken 03/28/2016 at 15:16

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As long as you’re prepared to suffer heartache and the loss of god, I highly recommend getting in over your head on a project car.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Trunk Impaired 318 03/28/2016 at 15:22

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Haha, I’ll be racing my Daily Driver Milan first then I’ll have to think about whether or not my wife will kill me for having 3 cars just for myself or not...

Trunk Impaired 318 > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 03/28/2016 at 15:24

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Haha fortunately for me, my SO loves to watch me dick around with cars and race so I generally get a free pass as long as she gets to watch.

atrombs > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 03/28/2016 at 15:26

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I would love a death machine like that for the summer. Reminds me of this one.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Takuro Spirit 03/28/2016 at 15:37

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these guys are the shit

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > atrombs 03/28/2016 at 15:37

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hahahaha

I get the feeling that ones a touch faster...

jkm7680 > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 03/28/2016 at 16:01

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Bill is awesome.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > jkm7680 03/28/2016 at 16:13

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sure is

McMike > Takuro Spirit 03/28/2016 at 16:44

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LOL, I went straight to the site to look that up.

shop-teacher > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 03/28/2016 at 17:11

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My wife let me get away with three just for me, but I found it to be more trouble than it was worth.

NealS63 > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 03/28/2016 at 17:34

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Here’s another:

( http://www.paylessusedcarswayne.com/1996_Dodge_Ram… )

Does this truck dominate the universe?? possibly and it will raise your cowboy testosterone a couple a digits, if you’re a real true blue, out in the woods, down home country girl - this truck will take you from a “6" to an “8" / possible “9",, mad props to the southern redneck that put this unit together, I can see the big improvements and small details that let any “carguy” know you are no slouch with the Snap-on tools, you probably have way more money in tools and equipment in your garage than Aunt Becky has fine furniture in West Bloomfield, BDS suspension lift ?- can I get a ‘Hell Yeah”, throaty dual exhaust? -Do I have a skoal can in my back pocket? Duh..... 35's,, of course you dumba##,, KC lights mandatory,,, How many Country Music videos has this truck been in- ALL OF ‘EM YOU IDIOT!! If you don’t “score” after cruising down some old back country road all night with this ride - your freakin’ fired! What are you waiting for? Sell your Gibson guitar and John Deere tractor for some fast cash -Get in your smoky diesel and get to Payless Used Cars to buy your next “Truck Pull” limousine................. disclaimer - radio presets hard locked on 93.1 and 99.5,,, gun rack removed, cowboy boot heel marks in carpet, yes, that is red clay baked on exhaust manifolds,,,, if you don’t know how to make Moonshine or E85 ethanol you do not qualify for financing.... don’t ask.........I know exactly what your thinking—-YES A CUMMINS WILL FIT!!....next year when the corn crop gets subsidized but the feds......... emissions test? never heard of it,,,,,,,,,, quit your crying and hit the gas harder that’ll burn out the carbon,,,,,,,, any more qu’s see you tube “shade tree mechanic” ,,,,call or text Bill 734-276-5924 cash or credit card, www.paylessusedcarswayne.com

Bill is amazing.

Busslayer > McMike 03/28/2016 at 17:39

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Are those duct tape stripes?

V6 or Bust > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 03/28/2016 at 18:06

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I love how their site requires you to enter your phone number to see the VIN, but they took a photo of the VIN sticker on the car.

Dy-no-mite Jay > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 03/28/2016 at 18:39

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I know where this guy is, I never thought this dealership was this honest... Always looked kinda smarmy to me.....

Dy-no-mite Jay > Trunk Impaired 318 03/28/2016 at 18:41

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Your SO must be a man then, otherwise I don’t believe you.....

Trunk Impaired 318 > Dy-no-mite Jay 03/28/2016 at 18:48

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Haha she doesn’t actively participate in car related things but she likes to watch/ride along with me because its one of the rare times where I let my emotions show.

Brent Jatko > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 03/28/2016 at 19:33

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Now reduced to $1450.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Dy-no-mite Jay 03/28/2016 at 19:54

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That’s the trick, roadrunner down the street is the smarmy one. Do NOT buy from them. And what’s up West side of metro Detroit oppo!

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > V6 or Bust 03/28/2016 at 19:55

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Lol, pretty standard from their website designer, they found a way around it.

Dy-no-mite Jay > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 03/31/2016 at 10:53

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Not much! I think we may have talked before... Do you drive a Taurus?

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Dy-no-mite Jay 03/31/2016 at 11:40

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I have never owned a Taurus. I prefer my boring FoMoCo product to be of the Mercury variety.

V6 FWD Milan daily driver/ Rally Car!

1968 Mercury Montego MX Cyclone Package for the funs.

Dy-no-mite Jay > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 04/02/2016 at 21:46

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Ah, must have been someone else. Anyways, always good to run into another Metro Detroiter!

Btw, I imagine it’s safe to assume that your next boring FoMoCo product will be Ford our Lincoln... :/

You should post a pic of your Montego....

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Dy-no-mite Jay 04/04/2016 at 09:21

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And here’s probably more than you want to know lol:

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/montego-projec…

Really cool deal I won out on through craigslist for new wheels (not installed yet, need money for tires) There’s a link inside this that’ll take you to the full wheel write up:

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/montego-wheel-…

And video of the before and after exhaust:

Dy-no-mite Jay > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 04/04/2016 at 17:41

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Nice! Hopefully I’ll catch a live glimpse while driving around metro Detroit sometime this summer!

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Dy-no-mite Jay 04/05/2016 at 10:28

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Hopefully, I’ve got some bad freeze plugs that mean the motor may need to be pulled so I don’t know when I can drive it again. I’ve replaced EVERYTHING else on the cooling system hoping and praying it wasn’t the plugs. (new radiator, new water pump, new thermostat, new upper and lower radiator hoses, new heater hoses)

19JRC99 > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 09/17/2016 at 22:53

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Honestly, all of those Michigan Ave dealers look like their #1 goal is to bend you over.